Applications programming is a race between software engineers, who strive to produce idiot-proof programs, and the Universe which strives to produce bigger idiots. (Software Engineers’ saying) So far the Universe is winning. (Applications Programmers’ saying)
In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice. (George Bernard Shaw, English playwright)
Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to themselves. All progress, therefore, depends on unreasonable people. (George Bernard Shaw, English playwright)
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. (“Basic Sex Facts For Today’s Youngfolk” by Matt Groening)
Virtual Infinity – relative definition or an illusion? (joho)